Alright boys (and ladies), if you’ve been huntin’ for a place that’s not full of nonsense, not falling apart, and actually looks friggin’ decent — this is it. Welcome to 1264 Houston Street, located in one of Merritt’s quietest corners where the only thing cookin’ is dinner, not trouble. This home’s been upgraded like Randy’s cheeseburger budget — with clean flooring, fresh paint, and a kitchen that even Julian would wipe his glass down for. Full stainless appliances, newer countertops, and cabinets that weren’t just slapped on after a storm. This home features: Open living space with enough room for the boys, their dogs, and maybe a bottle of rum. Three good-sized bedrooms, including one for your bubbles collection (or actual Bubbles). Two bathrooms – so no waiting in line after the dart and rum bender. Living room's already prepped for your big screen and La-Z-Boy setup. Fenced yard for your pets, kids, and a couple of sheds for Bubbles (hey, we’re not judging)! Got a front porch for sittin', a deck for grilling burgers, and even RV parking in case Ricky needs a place to 'crash' for a few years. The whole place is laid out smart — check the floor plan if you don’t believe me. And yeah, the neighbours are chill. No Mr. Lahey-types trying to ruin your good time. And did I mention it's affordable as frig. Call listing agent Jared Thomas with Real Broker before Ricky tries to trade for it. (id:2493)
Data was last updated August 4, 2025 at 09:45 PM (UTC)
Area Statistics
Listings on market:
112
Avg list price:
$454,000
Min list price:
$87,000
Max list price:
$1,895,000
Avg days on market:
67
Min days on market:
3
Max days on market:
507
Avg price per sq.ft.:
$280.82
These statistics are generated based on the current listing's property type
and located in
Merritt. Average values are
derived using median calculations. This data is not produced by the MLS® system.
